The best fight at the U.S. Open EVER. [Dlisted]
Emma Watson says Twilight is “selling sex” - unlike Harry Potter, which is just selling reading, chastity and ZOMG WITCHCRAFT. [Celebuzz]
Stephen Moyer is auctioning off his dong sock. [PopBytes]
Keanu Reeves on his birthday, looking cute. [LaineyGossip]
Famous whore Rachel Uchitel just bought a $2 million NYC apartment. [LimeLife]
Bar Refaeli slams 15-year-old starving models. [Celebslam]
Read this & tell me: is Jessica Alba being a bitch to Michelle Rodriguez? [A Socialite Life]
Virginity billboards (as part of film promotion) piss off locals. [Agent Bedhead]
Cheryl Cole/Tweedy is now officially single. [The Blemish]
Oksana Grigorieva allegedly wants more child support. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jessica Alba pulls out all of the stops to promote Machete. [Pop Sugar]
Bedhead‘s career assessment of Kiefer Sutherland. [Pajiba]
Am I the only one trying to read Karissa Shannon‘s panties? [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Katy Perry stops jacking from Betty Page, gets pretty highlights. [Evil Beet]
These Posh Beckham photos are really weird. Her head looks strange. [INFDaily]
Jennifer Lopez is “the key to reenergizing American Idol.” Hm. [Crazy Days and Nights]

Speaking of the U.S. Open, a little Federer: