Jan 06 2009
These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it's awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she's in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you're on the beach, lady. And you're with Jim Carrey whose tepid brand of humor will make anyone laugh quietly to themselves. So, live, Jenny McCarthy. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Autism isn't going anywhere, and it'll be there when you get back. Always :)
I should never work for Hallmark.
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Jan 06 2009
Seen here continuing
his Australian vacation with girlfriend Kelly Paniagua,
Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon wishes you all "Peace, Love and Thanks for looking at my package. Now if you'll excuse me, I need
to stoically display it in random people's faces. Hello there, lifeguard, got a minute?"
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Jan 06 2009
Kate Hudson might have been
ditched by Lance Armstrong, but she's willing to be the better person and congratulate him for
knocking up his latest girlfriend. And not just for the press it'll generate. - - Goddammit....
People reports:
"It's amazing. Congratulations," Hudson told PEOPLE at Monday night's Manhattan premiere of Bride Wars, where she shared the Tiffany & Co. blue carpet with costar Anne Hathaway.
"He's a great father. He already is an amazing father," Hudson said with a smile.
But in all seriousness, that's a really classy move by a woman who basically let a one-nutted cyclist play Russian Roulette with her uterus. Most of the ladies I know would've smashed the reflectors on Lance's bike then pulled the baseball cards out of his spokes. No foolin'.
EDIT: Added pics of
Kate stopping by Letterman last night because I'm convinced if I
stare at her ass long enough I'll see the future. Wait, I'm getting a prediction: She'll go through a door!
Photos: WENN
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Jan 06 2009
Here's Madonna in the latest Louis Vuitton ad, and what the decaying hell are these people smoking? I seriously doubt anyone is looking at this photo and thinking to themselves "Oh, wow, a vag-cophagus. I suddenly need a new handag." Unless Louis Vuitton is aggressively courting the elusive "Gay Paleontologist" market. In which case, jackpot!
Photo: Louis Vuitton
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Jan 06 2009
Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they've taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW.
The Sun reports:
Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
Lily also joined two groups on the networking site. One is called “I hate Katy Perry and her dumb-ass song I Kissed A Girl”. The other is “Katy Perry? Who in the hell does she think she is?”
Oh my God, she joined a Facebook group that disses Katy Perry? I don't know how you recover from that. Seriously, that's hardcore right there. Hard fucking core. If I were Katy Perry, I wouldn't even leave the house. Or wear clothes. Or even better; Not wear clothes
at my house. Oh snap! What now, Lily Allen? Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone*
Wait, that was my coffee mug. Little help?
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Jan 06 2009
Amy Winehouse has been spotted in St. Lucia the past couple of days
with a mystery lover who's been identified as 21-year-old aspiring actor Joshua Bowman, and he swears to God he's not using Crackzilla for publicity. (Because he is.)
The Daily Mail reports:
Mr Bowman said: 'She's just a cool girl, very nice, and we're just very friendly. She's a good laugh - she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
'I can't say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It's not been all party-party. I don't drink much at all as it happens.
'It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I'm being photographed with. I wasn't waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.
No, of course, Joshua Bowman wasn't waiting for photographers to show up on the beach. That's just retarded. He paid them to hide behind the jetty over there and not take pictures of him vomiting or wincing. You know, make it look believable. That said, the top photo exposes his little ruse because something obviously fell off of Amy into his hands. I don't even want to guess this early in the morning, but it's an ear.
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Jan 06 2009
Patricia Arquette is ditching her husband of two years Thomas Jane, according to the
AP:
Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.
Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show "Medium," is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.
So Medium is kicking The Punisher to the curb, and phrasing the story that way still didn't make it more interesting. Damn.
Thanks to Heather! who would've bailed on Tom Jane the minute he compared witnessing child birth to "seeing God." You know that shit ain't right.
Photos: WENN
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Jan 05 2009
Here's
Entourage star Adrian Grenier hitting Bondi Beach in Austrialia with a gaggle of bikini-clad women yesterday. Which is exactly what I'd be doing in his shoes, and here's why: Anyone remember Brian Benben? I rest my case.
EDIT: I'm kidding, of course. These women all work for HBO's marketing department and were chosen for their bushy eyebrow threshold. If you think the job is easy, try smacking yourself in the face with a Brillo pad the next time you have sex, then get back to me.
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Jan 05 2009
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall have decided they do not want to spend the rest of their lives together. The two got engaged November 2007, but called things off over Christmas, according to
People:
"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement," says a source close to the couple. "They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."
Damn. And she just got her figure back. Well, the important thing is, I own stock in Ben & Jerry's.
UPDATE: The lady at the bank just told me a pint of Chunky Monkey does not qualify as stock and therefore would not give me $2.5 million. I don't want to get all political, but this economic crisis is starting to piss me off.
Photos: WENN
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Jan 05 2009
I don't know about you guys, but it's been way too long since one of
Verne Troyer's jilted ex-lovers has sold her story to
News of the World. This time around it's former Playmate Genevieve Gallen who married Mini-Me in 2004 after the two were introduced by Hugh Hefner at a New Year's Eve party. Things went sour when Genevieve learned her knight in children's pajamas has a drinking problem. (Read: One thimble of bourbon and the shit is on!):
On first going to Mini-Me's "house":
She felt like Alice in Wonderland when she first went back to Verne’s place . . . a SHED at the the end of his manager’s garden. “It was a little off-putting because everything was so small,” says Genevieve. “There was a miniature futon and a miniature refrigerator and bed. The light switches were all down at the level of my knee and the toilet was no bigger than a child’s potty.”
On realizing Mini-Me might have a bit of a drinking problem:
“One Valentine’s night, I tried to do something really special for him. I knew he liked the colour red, so I put on everything red, including red stockings, red garter belts, a red thong and patterned red shoes just how he liked them,” says Genevieve. He seemed really excited and jumped up on the coffee table as he ordered me into different poses. He took some pictures of me and I was ready for a really beautiful night but before we could make love he was so drunk he passed out wearing his socks and boxers."
On getting accidentally locked out of the house after Mini-Me got trashed:
"The neighbours called the police and I convinced them to break the door open to let me in. But then they demanded to see Verne so I could prove it was my house. When I found him, he was face down clutching a pillow. I tried to wake him but it was impossible, so I had to pick him up still clutching the pillow and take him outside to present him to the police officers. They were shining the light on his head and Verne was mumbling, ‘What’s going on?” One of the police officers started laughing but the other one told him to stop. It was really embarrassing.”
Look, I don't want to seem like I'm discriminating against little people here, but maybe the next time their guild meets inside a mushroom, they should let Verne know he's not doing anybody any favors. Just sayin'.
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