Justin Bieber To Dads: ‘Better Your Daughter Screams My Name Than Bang The Dude Next Door’

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Seen here trying to lodge another Maple Baby inside Selena Gomez in front of an entire wedding party (They also do bar mitzvahs.), Justin Bieber apparently made a promotional video for his fragrance Someday where he basically encourages dads to let their daughters stay at home masturbating to his photos or else they’ll end up Read More ...


The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.11.11

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Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and woman who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. Today’s assortment features Kate Gosselin‘s first day at her new “job” – Haha! Bloggers Read More ...


Joe Paterno Basically Fired From Penn State

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Rapistberger Why Football Shouldn't Mean A Free Pass Read More » After doing essentially the bare minimum – If not willingly engaging in a massive cover-up – to stop former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky from systematically molesting children through his charity work with under-privileged kids (That’s right, dude was raping kids whose lives weren’t shitty Read More ...


Mariah Yeater Was Going To Give Bieber Baby Up For Adoption (UPDATE: And Claimed Ex Was The Father)

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View the Gallery / 14 Photos » Who Raped Who? Bieber or Baby Mama? Read More » Getting knocked up by Justin Bieber is not only every girl’s dream, it’s also a winning lottery ticket waiting to fly out of your uterus and carry you to the bank on gossamer maple-wings. Which makes it odd Read More ...


Kim Kardashian Can’t Go On, You Guys

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View the Gallery / 23 Photos » The Divorce Was it Reggie Bush's Fault? Read More » “Wait. You’re wich ’cause a boy peed on you? — Keep the autogwaph.” Kim Kardashian is so distraught over her divorce – “I barely even had time to do an evil laugh about all the money I scammed,” Read More ...


The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.2.11

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Katie Price launching her new book "Santa Baby" in London. (November 2, 2011)Read More ...


Lindsay Lohan Basically Got To Choose Her Own Sentence. Oh, Good.

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Lindsay Lohan arriving to court for a probation violation hearing in Los Angeles. (November 2, 2011)Read More ...


Aww, It’s Selena Gomez’s First Upskirt

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Selena Gomez leaving a hair salon in West Hollywood. (November 1, 2011)Read More ...


Olivia Munn’s Side Boob Salutes Royalty and Other News

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Olivia Munn at The Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City. (November 1, 2011)Read More ...


Weston Cage is Single, Ladies. And Apparently Your Daddy.

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Weston Cage in Hollywood. (July 16, 2011)Read More ...