Jun 09 2010

Danielle Staub Sex Tape Stills. Whee.

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TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub's sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that's the next step in the playbook: 1. Announce there's a sex tape coming out. 2. Leak stills the next day. 3. Feign... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Danielle Staub Sex Tape Stills. Whee.

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TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub's sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that's the next step in the playbook: 1. Announce there's a sex tape coming out. 2. Leak stills the next day. 3. Feign... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Sarah Palin might have implants

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Here's Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she's acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Sarah Palin might have implants

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Here's Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she's acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

‘Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?’

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While Salma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph sat down with Extra to promote their new movie Grown Ups yesterday, a large snake crawled across the set sending Salma Hayek into one of the most insane panics I've ever... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Kim Kardashian is see-throughy and other news

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- Shannon Price sold the Gary Coleman death pics for $10,000. [Popeater] - Vanessa Minillio is more stacked than I realized. This is probably the most important news of the day. [Hollywood Tuna] - Aisha Tyler is almost ruining... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Kim Kardashian is see-throughy and other news

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- Shannon Price sold the Gary Coleman death pics for $10,000. [Popeater] - Vanessa Minillio is more stacked than I realized. This is probably the most important news of the day. [Hollywood Tuna] - Aisha Tyler is almost ruining... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Britney Spears is a sexual harasser

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Seen here knocking back her hourly quota of Starbucks and Subway, Britney Spears allegedly sexually harassed one of her bodyguards who finally quit after getting tired of trying to make her wear underwear. The Sun reports: "She was always... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Danielle Staub Sex Tape Stills. Whee.

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TMZ has acquired stills from Danielle Staub's sex tape (above) because at this point, everyone knows that's the next step in the playbook: 1. Announce there's a sex tape coming out. 2. Leak stills the next day. 3. Feign... ...read full story


Jun 09 2010

Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’ll prove I’m innocent!’

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Because the truth is nothing but a dick to suck for coke or some other relevant metaphor, Lindsay Lohan's still maintaining she didn't drink any alcohol despite her SCRAM bracelet alerting the court to five violations on Sunday night.... ...read full story


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