Jun 19 2013
You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s the same old stock footage of crew members flying around while sparks fly out of fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I
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Jun 19 2013
Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody
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Jun 19 2013
- Courtney Stodden got a boob job and filmed the whole thing? What are the odds? - Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t satisfied with her baby daddy only being her baby daddy in real life. - Mariah Carey defines elegance and taste. - The Dark, Twisted, Sexy World of LeeAnna Vamp
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Jun 18 2013
Kim Kardashian‘s baby was born three days ago, yet the child’s name still hasn’t graced our ears because look at all this suspense. Except if you ask a Kardashian, it’s because it was a miracle delivery from the baby arriving early (It didn’t.), and Kim didn’t have a name picked out yet. People reports: “She
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Jun 18 2013
While most of the world fawned over Angelina Jolie‘s bravery for cutting off her breasts then getting nice new ones just in case she might get cancer, Melissa Etheridge has a different opinion. Although, she is a lesbian and therefore predisposed to protecting awesome titties, and so together on this hill we shall stand and
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Jun 18 2013
Yesterday, a bunch of you asked why we didn’t have the Kelly Brook topless pics up, and the simple answer is we couldn’t buy them until today. Which we did, so the words you’re looking for right now are “Thank you,” and, “We threw our first-born in a dumpster because his name wasn’t yours. Also,
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Jun 18 2013
Seen here in Atlantic City over the weekend (h/t TMZ), Amanda Bynes‘ rap album is apparently happening in real life which has to be a first time for something she’s Tweeted. I always thought it’d be the vagina slapping, but that’s probably my natural bias for unorthodox crime fighting. E! News reports: Amanda Bynes is
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Jun 18 2013
It seems like only seven days ago, Kanye West announced a new American Psycho promo short starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman, and yet here it is already. Which will stop being surprising once you watch it because Yeezus Christ. You’d think that after years of memorizing scripts of the Kardashian’s fake life, Scott Disick
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Jun 18 2013
- The Canadian Brangelina’s wedding song will be a duet. Of course. - I’m not gonna lie, there is nothing more annoying than this. - Bare Backs Are Some Kind of Magic - Who keeps putting Jessica Simpson in their weddings while she’s pregnant? - The Insane Destruction Final “Man
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Jun 17 2013
When we last left fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, he was playing the odds exactly right by hitting on Elin Nordegren, and I’ll never understand how that didn’t work out. Fortunately, Roberto is a self-made man who builds from the ashes of his failures, if building from the ashes of your failures means making a model
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