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May 19 2012

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.21

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Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I’ll allow it. On that note, it’s nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, but I’ll Read More ...

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May 18 2012

Oh, Hey, Rihanna’s Butt. Long Time, No See.

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When I referenced Rihanna‘s butt earlier in the Terry Richardson/Jared Leto post that should really be an indicator of how barely being able to see through a celebrity’s clothes is like goddamn manna from heaven today, I had no idea it’d show up in my feeds. So here she is last night clearly not wearing Read More ...

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May 18 2012

Terry Richardson Really Likes Taking Pictures of Jared Leto

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When bros like Photo Boy and myself hang out, it’s almost a guarantee we’ll snap black and white photos of each others ponytails, or “Bronytails,” as we like to call them if he doesn’t mind me sharing our secret language we invented late one night eating S’mores. (Best Giggle Party ever!) So it’s kind of Read More ...

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May 18 2012

The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Doesn’t Look Out of Hand At All

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Last week, Brandi Glanville revealed in an interview with some obscure Australian magazine that she wanted to kill LeAnn Rimes, which prompted LeAnn to immediately act scared for her life and latch onto the free publicity even though it didn’t involve wearing a bikini. So, of course, yesterday she Tweeted pics of herself at the Read More ...

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May 18 2012

The Police Seem Really Concerned With Finding Nick Stahl

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“See? We found this picture of him on the Internet with his kindly, cigar-smoking grandfather. Nuttin’ to worry about.” According to his estranged wife who doesn’t want him anywhere near their daughter until he cleans himself up, Nick Stahl has been missing since May 9, although friends claim to have seen him more recently and Read More ...

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May 18 2012

The Police Seem Really Concerned With Finding Nick Stahl

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“See? We found this picture of him on the Internet with his kindly, cigar-smoking grandfather. Nuttin’ to worry about.” According to his estranged wife who doesn’t want him anywhere near their daughter until he cleans himself up, Nick Stahl has been missing since May 9, although friends claim to have seen him more recently and Read More ...

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May 18 2012

Karina Derizans Is Apparently Some New Reality Star In A Bikini And Other News

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- These women are proud feminists who don’t let society tell them to wear a bra. - Tom Cruise‘s Playboy interview was a calculated ad for Scientology. Of course. - How To Pose Like A Hot Guy With A Cute Dog - Billy Bob Thornton realized he had no business banging Read More ...

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May 17 2012

Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such

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Miley Cyrus Tube Top Spitting From Balcony

I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. Everyone could’ve predicted it. I’ve seen fish in water look less natural and perfectly suited Read More ...

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May 17 2012

‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’

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Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival

For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who Read More ...

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May 17 2012

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Got Engaged To That Dude She Publicly Claimed Beat Her. Of Course.

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Jenelle Evans Breast Implants Bikini Teen Mom

According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all this correctly even though I actively tried to avoid most of this information, she openly accused on Facebook of beating her because she was hanging out with her ex Kieffer who, after Read More ...